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Ultimate Conditioner

2009-02-17 09:47:04

Not content to play wingman to the Ultimate Shampoo, the Ultimate Conditioner rocks in its own unique way.

Sure, using it after shampooing your faux-hawk is a must, but it's also suitable for all over grooming.

Yep, you can shave with it!

....and not just that grizzly beard you produce in a few days of playing Wizard Of Warcraft and doing nothing else. This slick stuff works for unwanted hair just about anywhere.

Why? Because as conditioners go- the Ultimate Conditioner has some of the best ingredients in the game today- like humulus lupulus. Also known as hops. We're no Einsteins here at FYT Laboratories, but we know that hops is in beer and beer is good for your hair-making humulus lupulus an essentai part of life in more ways than one.

Spike Spray

2009-02-11 22:34:25

Spike Spray is not your dad's Aqua Net.

But it smells a bit like it- at least that's what MMA superstar Heath Herring said when he first used it. But aside from a smell that harken's back to the 70's, there is nothing more modern for an up-to-date guy like yourself.

See, as far as hair spray goes, Spike Spray may have no equal.

Especailly when is comes to what's in it...again, only top quality ingredients for a top quality customer.

Ready to rock like Rancid- but not ready to plastic-coat your hair? Use Spike Spray. Heath does, and around here we pretty much do what Heath says.

Power Pomade

2009-02-11 22:33:27

Power Pomade's light but firm grip is going to hold every last follicle on that head of yours in place. Not many hairs left?

Go visit these guys: www.headblade.com

Power Pomade rocks, and is made from some darn fine ingredients. This is not your typical grocery store bought brand my friend.

The big date, important meeting, or night out with the guys, heck even a trip into the cage- you need to look your best, while knowing that look is going to STICK.

The great thing about Power Pomade is it's flexibility.

Say,for instance, you roll into the bar for drinks directly after an afternoon of riding or racing at the track. When the lid comes off, you won't have helmet-to-hat head. You'll have re-manipulatable style. Yep, a quick tussle is all it takes to get those movie star good looks back.

And oh, go ahead and share- as early feedback regarding the Power is that your girlfriend will likley want to use it too. How about that for a switcheroo?

The Ultimate Gel

2009-02-05 22:57:31

The Ultimate Gel is a slick product for the Ray Liotta in Goodfellas that lies within us all.

"Karen, nothing is gonna happen" his character Heny Hill said with a confident voice to Lorainne Bracco in the flick- and as sure as heck, nothing did.

Well, until he started stupidly dealing blow. Which was really dumb, because then helicopters were chasing his ass.

But hey, that's the best mob movie ever- and this is real life. So what's the point here? We're not sure, outside of Liotta being a bad ass.

Anyway, If want a clean hold without consulting with the oil consortium OPEC, grab the Ultimate Gel. It goes on dry for a pomade- and dials you in for the day, night or fight.

Oh yeah, The Ultimate Gel is used by the slickest stud we know: Legendary boxing and MMA cutman Jacob "Stitch" Duran. Look for it every time he's on camera- and that's a lot.